Schwarzenegger lost millions playing governor

Sacramento, California:
 

    Now that Arnold is finished with politics for awhile, he sat down with me for a brief and stimulating q & a. "I really lost quite a bit of revenue over the 8 years I ran California into the ground. With just my film and television work, that's well over 200 million right there", boasted Schwarzenegger as he paced back and fourth in the posh suite of The Magna Carte Inn, a 5 star hotel in downtown Sacramento.
  I ask him if it was worth it. "Of course, it was worth it. I did some things I'm very proud of. The Chase the Homeless law I enacted, really helped clean up places like  Hollywood and Sherman Oaks", he continues, undoing his tie and kicking off his shoes, "if it weren't for the Beg to Tell Act, mothers would still be paid like gas attendants for their clean urine." Arnold is now shirtless, doing calisthenics in front of the mirror. "But now, now I'm getting back into movie shape. I've got  a lot lined up over the next 16 months", he has now stripped down to his underwear, "I need to make up for the loss".
  I've heard that James Cameron has contacted him about playing the cartoon version of  The Terminator  for a Saturday morning show on PBS. "Yeah, there's that, and also I'm gonna play Buddy Holly in Cameron Crowe's  picture". Arnold Schwarzenegger, superstar action hero, former  Governor of California, is totally naked as I ask him what was the most important thing he took out of being governor. "You're definitely  handed the keys to the kingdom", he's touching his toes in a long stretch, back toward me as he continues, "lots of doors, sometimes you walk in, and it's like, perfect. A couple of hookers and a pile of blow. Other times, you walk in and there's responsibility and morality, and it really diminishes the perks."
  His asshole flares up as he lets out a calm and nurturing fart. "As Robin Williams once said to me, he said 'To help someone, is to hurt them', I thought about that wisdom every time I cut a program", he lets out a final, triumphant fart, "one day, when you're a father you'll understand".