Dallas, Texas:
As the hype builds 4 days before Super Bowl XLV, Steeler quarterback Ben Roethlisberger told the media that he believes he can be a positive role model for children. After 2 separate sexual assault allegations, for both of which he was acquitted, Roethlisberger tells Death Blow that he is ready to be a positive force in the lives of children.
"I want to show people I've changed" Big Ben said in an extended conversation at Mallory's Big Hat, a local watering hole in the Dallas area. "I used to go to a bar, throw back 5 or 6 Long Island's, and than I'd do the meet and greet thing, rubbing my hard cock on women's thighs as we posed for pictures", Roethlisberger said as he stared down a hostess, "but now, I just drink beer".
The quarterback, who was wearing a shirt that said "drink like a champion" on it, disappeared into the bathroom for 20 minutes only to return with a big smile. "People think it's easy being a drunk, all pro, millionaire quarterback who has won 2 Super Bowls and plays a game for a living," Roethlisberger said as he switched from beer to straight vodka, "but I think back to when I was in high school, when raping and pillaging wasn't frowned on at all, it was just sort of the norm. Now I have to be really careful when I'm out, cheating on my wife in various cities".
When asked what he would be doing that would inspire children to be a positive force in the world, Roethlisberger said, "Well, I'd like to show the kids the in and outs of groping strangers in a non creepy way. Before I utilized brute strength to get my way, now I just sort of physically coerce their hand into my pants. It's really not assault, it's more like a forced handshake with my cock". The Steelers are 2.5 point underdogs for Sunday's game against the Green Bay Packers.
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